thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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