Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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