woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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