I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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