i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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