You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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