are you so shy because you have an std?
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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