Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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