I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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