I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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