It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Never joke about your clitoris.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
