Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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