at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
we made out on top of his cat.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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