that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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