I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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