i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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