this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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