you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Please don't give away my fajitas
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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