I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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