Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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