After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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