In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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