i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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