How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I just gargled with NyQuil
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Randomize
