I'm jealous of your bromance
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
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