Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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