She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I'm too high and old for this...
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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