dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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