I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
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