So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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