hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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