? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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