No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
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