I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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