so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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