We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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