ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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