I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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