And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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