You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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