just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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