I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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