I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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