5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Randomize
