how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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