U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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