Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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