talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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