Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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