Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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