better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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