So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize