I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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