Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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