Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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