you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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