I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
You dont lie about slip and slides
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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